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Right then.

So. We're back, and we've got a Brand New Custom Written Content Management System now, so we're never going to go away again. Ever.

Having struggled to be monthly for the last year and a half, we've decided that it's time to bite the bullet, take the plunge and grab the bull by the horns. But enough of our personal habits. Swallow, once nothing but the vaguest chimeric glimmer of a sort-of monthly web thing is going sort-of weekly. Yes weekly. Ish.

We thought we might as well, now we have our Brand New Custom Written Content Management System. We can now plug our texts into templates Automatically At The Press Of A Button (provided we have remembered to install DOSKEY, and that everything's working with the script and the configuration file [Note to self: build in that error checking routine now or you'll regret it later. Yeah right.])

Oh go on. At least pretend to look impressed. Or to understand.

Mind you, whether or not you yourself are planning on coming back next week to find out, we're more than a little concerned as to whether or not you are coming here at all. Traffic has not been heavy, to say the least, especially since the major site revamp we just did, the one that nuked all three of the links back to this site that my mother put on her webpage after I twisted her arm and she still refused so I had to put them in myself when she wasn't looking.

Since she uses one of those WYSIWYG HTML programmes, I was able to convince her that it's perfectly normal for these things to insert code without telling you, including links you weren't expecting. A little bullshit about Intelligent Agents and her eyes glazed over, leaving me free from having to explain what I'd actually done.

Content Management Systems aren't too hard to write. Now all I need is a Reader Management System. How the hell do you do that in Perl?

First, I guess, you need a Reader.

Huh? You've actually lost me this time, and that's me.

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