Asked Questions

There are various questions that spring to mind when contemplating Swallow as a gestalt entity made up of the unfortunate collision between the collection of pages and ideas therein, and the collective brain-power of its current readership. Most of these questions are to do with Remedial Aesthetics, but, as we shall see, not all...

(On which note, as an aside, we recently did an in-depth study of our current readership, based on all the latest trends and projections, and after long nights spent poring over the figures with hot and cold running coffee and biscuits, we were left with no option but to conclude that in terms of Swallow's readership, basically, there's you and another guy, and that's about it, so let's not start getting all sentimental about community here...)

Back to the point. The questions. Yes. No-one's asked any. Still not. We've had to make them up. We know they're not very useful. We don't care.

1 - What is the point of Swallow?

Swallow is a tool for online consciousness development.

2 - Why isn't Swallow very good?

See previous answer.

3 - Can I contribute?

Can you write, draw or sing?

4 - What is Swallow about?

At last count, Swallow is about 600K. Of crap.