Asked Questions

Obviously, I'd like to call this page 'Frequently Asked Questions', but I'd be lying if I did, since no-one has in fact asked me anything at all about Swallow apart from the URL. However, there are a number of things I would like to preempt, in the extremely unlikely event that anyone did want to know the answers to them:

1 - What is the point of Swallow?

If you don't know I can't tell you.

2 - Why isn't Swallow very good?

You haven't told me why you don't like it.

3 - Can I contribute?

Yes. Anything. If I don't like it I'll tell you.

4 - Subjective liking of things seems to play an important role here, doesn't it?

Quite so.

5 - Has anyone ever called you a sad bastard?

See the Frequently Received Insults page (forthcoming) for answers to this and all similiar questions.