Bad Editor

Frighteningly, a few people have actually looked at Swallow in the last little while...

This has come precisely when there has been, for the first time an, er, certain hiatus in its previously unblemished regularity (cough).

Finally showing up on Yahoo may have something to do with both these things. I don't know.

However, the fact that people have in fact looked at Swallow (and I reckon there must have been at least, ooh, seventeen) has made me decide not to throw in the towel with it just yet.

A project as deeply quixotic and pointless as this one must be clung to like a rock, or it won't be able to drag you under.

Ahahahahahaaaaa.

Oh dear. It's got like that, has it.

Anyway. These people who have seen Swallow include Anze Perne, who informed me:

You can use name SWALLOW, because our school has
it.It has it over 30 years now!!!

Cheers, Anze.

As to the revamp so subtly referred to in this issue's title, the discerning eye will soon realise that I am using pretty much the same kind of layout as in the non-Swallow bits of this site.

And I didn't look at lots of new different ideas before I chose this one. I don't have time, since I stopped working for this publishing company I was working for and went freelance again.

Maybe I'll tell you what it was like working there, some day. For now, you're getting just a few short bits and bobs I can drum up quickly (much like the first four issues, really).

But first, it's this week's prize quiz. You tell me. Am I just being stupid, or is it that I am in fact just deliberately underachieving? Or both.

Answers on a postcard, please.

Bad Editor (16th October, 1997)

(this'll do)