One of the first things you realise after coming online is quite how full of questions people are. We're a curious bunch of monkeys, if nothing else, but not as curious as you might think. Most of us have some kind of crap filter of some sort, which is probably why the current level of interest in Swallow has in fact reached an all time low, which is why I am having to make up these questions yet again.
Since, as a joke, it wasn't even funny the first time, it would be fatuous of me to suggest any deviation from the rather rigid set of regular meaningless drivel which makes up that bit of Swallow I can't get written by people far more in contact with the Real World than myself, to say nothing of the Muse, the World of Beauty and, for all I know, the World of Leather.
Been being a bit of a hermit lately I think. But I digress. On with the questions...
Swallow the world's way of showing me how good an editor I am.
See previous answer.
Sure.
Swallow is about to close down. Swallow is always about to close down. But I won't let it.