women are a bore
they don't like computers
they don't like to fuck
and they won't make tea,
but men are the worst
they are stupid
they are shallow
they are selfish and unkind
and they're just like me.
women are fickle
they will love you one day
then a single day later
they don't love you any more,
but men are just pathetic
only after one thing
they would tell you what it was
but they're never really sure.
women are awful
they are flighty
over-sensitive
but cunning and they scheme
just to have their way,
but men are much worse
they are brutal, crass and violent
in everything they do
and everything they say:
women are a menace
they're a danger to themselves
it's so hard to understand them
it's so hard to make them see,
but men are just crap
they're to blame for all our problems,
and if all these things were true...
THEN...
i'd understand why you left me.
Never Going To Talk To Her Again by Wayne Myers