you can play me like a violin
till honey starts to flow
you can play me like a piano
till my lid begins to rise
play me like a slide guitar
i'll hit the bottle gently
you can play me like a sax
there will be diamonds in my eye
play me like a bass drum
with a padded hammer thump me
you can play me like a hurdy-gurdy
hear my droning ring
play me like a xylophone
and hit me hit me hit me hit me
play me as you please
i am not going to give in
Little Flower Book by Wayne Myers