i'm waiting here on schpilkers
(i don't know what schpilkers are)
i don't have any money
can't afford to run a car
and i'll never get a woman
while i languish in this state
so the only thing that i can do is wait.
so i'm waiting here on tenterhooks
(don't know what they are either)
i'm drinking like a bastard
trying to grab myself a breather
but the world is too insistent
i can't fight it any more
and the only thing that i can do
is wonder what the whole kaboodle's for!!
Little Black Book by Wayne Myers