got a band in a box
so i don't need you
got a box that rocks
the whole night through
it's never late
never lets me down
it doesn't drink
hardly ever falls down
it doesn't kvetch
it never gets laid
it doesn't moan
it never gets paid
got a band in a can
so it's sayonara
got a can that does
all my rockorama
it never goes wrong
never skips a beat
never shows me up
never tries to cheat
but it's funny
and it's lonely
playing all alone
but it's right rock'n'roll
with a heart of stone
Banishing by Wayne Myers